Domesticity

So I'm in the kitchen choppin' this wierdo vegetable that looks like a tadpole; I figure you can toss anything in a stir fry. So I'm in there, right? and all of a sudden the place starts to reek of root beer. So I check around a bit, y' know, it's not a big place, and I come across this purple mess in the bathtub. Turns out Jordan's mixed up some kinda chemical cocktail; says he's been cleanin'. I dunno about the whole thing; seems kinda fishy to me...